side of pork

when you wake up the next mroning and find a fat chick lying in bed next to you

Tom why didnt you save me last night when i woke i found a side of pork in my bed

by Anonymous December 24, 2002

side-job

Getting a handjob while both people are naked laying on their sides.

He was getting a side-job last night while on his side.

by RoRoSaurus November 11, 2011

side baby

your side chick is having a baby and you don't want your main chick finding out

"this nigga fucked his side chick and now she's pregnant! he better pray his main chick dont find out about the side baby!

by Mirander December 26, 2014

side walk sissy

The lowest of the male sluts in prison or after prison but not before prison.

I traded that side walk sissy for two hunnybuns and a cigarette

by Pk2020 June 20, 2020

same side of the boother

Noun. Plural: Same side of the boothers

A person that is often within close proximity to his/her partner in public. Usually to the disgust of people around them.
Most often seen when two people occupying a restaurant booth only sit on one side of the table, leaving the other side free.

Jim: You think those two people are waiting for some friends?

Nate: No, look. They're drinking out of one milk shake with two straws. They're just same side of the boothers.

by smelle August 12, 2010

West Side Wicked

A group of wanna be gangsters who think they're cool. They burned down an old abandoned school and they do drivebys on bikes cuz they're too stupid to get cars. Requirements for the West Side Wicked includes being a father, failing at least 3 grades, must have sex with a ugly white chick with aids, smoke cigarettes (they can't afford the good stuff), must be fat, and must stay out longer than there curfew.

Who's that fat guy over there with a baby in his arms and smoking a cigarette?

He must be a West Side Wicked, Scatter!

by Mr. T.D. January 25, 2011

Craven sidebar

Craven describes someone void of any courage. When they call you to a sidebar they are admitting they are scared of their own words or what others will think of them should they confront you in public. Only the guilty are scared of the truth being exposed to the public.

He acts like a bully and uses intimidation and threats at every craven sidebar, but will not have a civil discussion when anyone else is there to witness.

by Spiritual-Master January 23, 2022