angie.......seggsyx

A very swaggy bestie who’s very very smexy
Follow him on TikTok now or your homophobic<3

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No?
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by dreams.bath.water July 23, 2021

Steven Segal

The most underrated comedian of his generation.

Steven Segal- Get your ugly, toothless white ass out of here.
White guy- I never looked at it that way before but now that I heard it from Steven Segal, it makes sense, he's right, I am an ugly, toothless white loser.

by The Original Agahnim October 13, 2021

COunciol (seggs) (only pro)

A group of degenerate trash bags who spout garbage everyday but are incredibly hilarious

AltoJinx: "Hey did you see what Atticus said in the COunciol (seggs) (only pro)?"
big ben: "Yeah it was about how much hayden sucked dick right?"
Pen Sharpie: "Yep, he made me mad so I'm gonna actually break his shit."

by AnAccountXII March 15, 2022

juan segovia

a man, generous in nature, willing to offer accommodation to weary travelers. Others suspect him of the ill-intent,
fingering of B-holes

I'm not sure of Juan segovia's invitation to hempfest

by Smokybologna June 1, 2022

mexican segway

stand up style commercial lawnmower commonly used by landscaping companies

Hey Pablo, do you want to trim hedges today or ride the Mexican Segway?

by babyratt June 8, 2022

Tom Segura Phenomenon

The indescribable requirement to masturbate when on an airplane.

After seeing the overweight woman munch a foot long French baguette while over the Atlantic Ocean, the man was overcome by the Tom Segura phenomenon.

The airplane restroom was diffusely painted with jizz by those overcome by the Tom Segura Phenomenon.

by Mattkaveli October 3, 2022

Onpu Segawa

A character from a magical girl anime called "Ojamajo doremi" who is one of the witch apprentices. She kinda also forgets that there are rules to her magic-

P1: " we stan Onpu Segawa! "
P2: "..Who tf is that"
P1: " I'm not even gonna bother trying "

by Depressedanimekid November 19, 2022