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Robert Carpenter

An absolute bum Lord.
Spends his entire life playing video consoles that half the world has not heard of and claims he is the best when playing with his friends, who barely know the game.

A drunken homo who thinks he is living the dream, but spends his money down the same pub drinking with the same people every night after a pathetic day's work.
He generally sleeps in the van hanging from the night before because he fucking useless.
In fact he is not any good when he is sober hence the drinking, because facing the reality of being a loser is to much for a person of his weakness.

A frail and scared little man that could fall over at the sight a door mouse.
Can't really see the point of this creature.

Guess they broke the mould with this ridiculous being.

If you come across one, just ignore it, it has nothing to offer you at all.

Would rather talk to road kill.
Oh dear there's a Robert carpenter.
Keep walking
by Dreamspeech February 3, 2019
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Robert Downey jr

A fine old man that played tony stark who died in endgame and made me cry my eyes out. He’s also someone who had the same voice since he was 20
by Myeehaw October 16, 2019
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Robert Moment

When something is done in a biased and unclear way.
Elijah: "What are you doing?"
Robert: "Giving this girl a character I claimed for free because I felt like it."
James: "Robert Moment."
by xinese April 19, 2021
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Robert Plant

One of the greatest rock vocals ever, outclassed only by the likes of Freddie Mercury and Jeff Buckley.
Robert Plant sang the emotional numbers "Since I've Been Loving You," "Stairway to Heaven," and "Babe I'm Gonna Leave You."
by AJB11 August 21, 2005
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Robert lee

A Red-headed moron who loves to masturbate at night and think about the school girls .Also loves to play baseball
by Shifabkbdd April 8, 2019
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Robert Clack

Shittest school in dagenham other than eastbrook, all the kids think they're well hard but they're just some fat rugby cunts with no personality who base their entire life off of homophobia and racism
by RCBest October 7, 2021
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Robert Downey Syndrome

When a mostly straight guy really wants to Eiffel Tower his girlfriend with Robert Downey Jr.
Girl 1: So your boyfriend, are you sure he's straight?

Girl 2: Yeah. Well, he's mostly straight. He's totally got that Robert Downey Syndrome.
by Greenspot August 22, 2015
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