profoundly retarded 

A person who, if examined, would not be considered mentally handicapped, but due to the nature of his actions and decisions one would assume he has mental deficiencies.

Me: I saw Luscious walking up to random people telling them they smell like hot garbage.

Friend: Leave him be man, he's profoundly retarded.

profoundly retarded by MosesFrobleard April 18, 2018

youtube retarded 

Someone who has no idea how to use youtube

Bianca is soooo Youtube retarded. She had no idea how to find the video of a dancing dog.

youtube retarded by TechnicolorfulLife April 5, 2008

let's get retarded 

wasted
doing something totally out of the blue
funkee sex

let's get retarded by Brit williams November 4, 2003

robo-retarded 

when someone/something is so retarded you have to put a completely unneeded suffix before it

angry mother: Jimmy! Go put your toys away!
Jimmy: God mom! Why are you so robo-retarded

robo-retarded by Mr. Google McYahoo April 27, 2008

going retarded 

Going commando (without underwear) while wearing jeans. Which is a really stupid thing to do, because jeans are tight and stiff and rough and would make it extremely uncomfortable.

1:"Karen wasn't wearing any underwear last night."
2:"But she was wearing jeans. She went retarded!"

going retarded by Oren February 23, 2005

remotely retarded 

a person who has trouble working a remote to other people's expense. Can refer to telivision or gaming consoles.

dude 1- "something is wrong with your remote. It wont change channels."

dude 2- "Nothing is wrong with it, your just remotely retarded."

dude 1- "Shut up."

remotely retarded by jacob1012 December 4, 2009

big retarded bug 

Something that your over affectionate girlfriend names you because the bag on the ground looked like a big retarded bug.

OH MY BIG RETARDED BUG

big retarded bug by bronzelightning December 26, 2008