3 definitions by jacob1012
much like high lowed, were the ball carrier in football is hit up high near his head or shoulders and is hit in the back of his legs at the same time. This is when the ball carrier is hit up high near his head and hit in the lower back near the kidneys at the same time.
"Did you see the game last night when devon hester was high middled on the kick return, it flipped him completly over. I surprised he walked away from that one!"
by jacob1012 December 4, 2009
an injury occuring in sports (particularly football or rugby) in which the ball carrier is hit or tackled and injures his testicles in the process
by jacob1012 December 1, 2009
a person who has trouble working a remote to other people's expense. Can refer to telivision or gaming consoles.
dude 1- "something is wrong with your remote. It wont change channels."
dude 2- "Nothing is wrong with it, your just remotely retarded."
dude 1- "Shut up."
dude 2- "Nothing is wrong with it, your just remotely retarded."
dude 1- "Shut up."
by jacob1012 December 4, 2009