Random Randy

When you get out of the shower and you forget to dry it and goes all over the place and you look like some guy named Randy.

Person 1- Wow your hair is so soft and fluffy
Person 2- Yeah but I definitely look like Random Randy right now

by anonymous February 15, 2023

SLICK RANDY

Taking 1 finger across a sweaty ballsack, insert finger in another person's ear.

Did you see Fred give Sarah a slick randy?

by Roanie05 April 25, 2023

Uncle Randy's funhouse

The spare room your uncle keeps locked.
Often the location of thousands of pornographic DVDs , VHS tapes and magazines.
Occasionally the location of you wearing only bunny ears surviving solely on corn cobs and diet orange soda.

After two weeks in Uncle Randy's funhouse, I don't think I'll ever be able to sit right again. All the eye bleach in the world could never be enough.

by Gigglesnshit May 25, 2023

Dirty Randy

When your wife buys brand name potato chips so you make her return them. Then while she's out, you jero off to Fox News.

Doritos!? I'm so mad I'm about to go Dirty Randy mode!

by Fart Maniac June 14, 2023

A randy

When you falsely accuse a workforce and union of being racist with zero evidence or facts

Oh shit tek just pulled a Randy

by Jokes22 June 20, 2023

daisy randone

a character from the movie girl, interrupted (1999)

“did you know that in the movie girl,interrupted daisy randone khs?!”

by anonymous July 31, 2024

Reductio Randy

A random or unimportant person who happens to be very eager to reductio you, especially as an unwanted or irrelevant interjection.

A: “Uhm.. Yeah, I can reductio your position down to a position that all possible worlds are equal so long as one hypothetical universe with one hen and two farmers who are very happ…”

B: “Please shut up, reductio randy”

by Charli Burger December 17, 2023