Protextile

In general, anything that is an inanimate object, such as clothing, pencils, mugs, or socks. It can often be used as a substitute for expletives.

His protextiles were taken up by Mrs. Marks because they were distracting the class

by TogazOnTop November 15, 2022

profexionnnn

a mexican who likes to swim all day long, possibly coming from the fact that many ancestors have had to swim long distances for there freedom

that profexionnnn needs to get his act together quick before he drowns

by roflcoptersnova January 12, 2008

Protecticated

Protecticated - Verb
Pulling a condom over ones head and saying "I am protecticated"

Protectication - Adjective
When you pull a condom over someones head and tell them they are now Protecticated

Leah ran away with Jasper, and so Rika, whom wanted Jasper ran up to him, pulled a condom on his head and shouted "protecticated", she followed through by grabbing Jasper and legging it like mad.

Emily watched as Rika pulled a condom out and put it on her head, she was puzzled by the thought that Rika was now shouting protectivated until Rika pulled out on her head, shouting "you are now protecticated"

by Dave-i-did-it April 20, 2009

pretexter

n. - a person who pretends that they can text message quickly in public, to impress those watching.

He says he can send messages at 78 words per minute, but he's a pretexter. He sends nothing to no one at that speed.

by YTONTHEMOON September 15, 2009

protein social

A gathering of men (and optionally women) for partaking in the ingestion of semen. (Usually straight from the source)

Mark lined the men up like circus seals and swallowed every load. It was a real protein social up in that place.

by HacksawSJ February 4, 2010

pootexter

One who is pretending to be in the bathroom taking a crunch but is actually secretly texting someone.

Jane: Sally, where did your boyfriend go?
Sally: He thinks I don't know but he in the bathroom pootexting his next booty call. He's such a friggin pootexter.
Jane: What an asshole!

by JoJo_Love June 18, 2010

protein diet

A diet consumed by a person, only served to them by a man. Purpose is for weight loss. The only sustenance is provided to them by their male partner ejaculating in their mouth.

My bitch's ass was getting big so i put her on the protein diet.

by jmhunter July 7, 2010