Denim Poke

Trying to fit your boner through a pair of skinny jeans, usually in the act of taking a pee, an almost impossible task

I pissed myself because I could not fix my denim poke

by MemeLord420/69 July 3, 2016

poked the pond

Fingering. The vagina is so wet that it’s like a pond.

I was making out with this girl and then I poked the pond.

by Bitcchhhhh February 15, 2019

poke joke

Poking fun at someone without meaning any harm.

I just decided to poke joke you. So, obviously, please don't take it to heart!

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

poke ya ya

A girls private part, aka, her pussy, love nest, her money maker

Hey honey , I know you got a super sweet poke ya ya

by anonymous December 21, 2021

scrotum poke

Rare scottish word meaning ball sack or bawbag this word is seldom used and when it is it is normally used in place of the afore mentioned bawbag to accentuate just how much of a fleshy sac of skin the person you are describing is. Can also be shortened to scrote poke

hes a total scrotum poke i shit you not

by fabiypt February 5, 2007

Demon Poke

Similar to poking people over Facebook™, Demon Pokes are when someone with a penis wants to gain someone's attention so they unzip their pants and get the other person's attention by poking them with their penis.

Lawrence Demon Poked Vanessa at the orphanage earlier today, I guess he really didn't want that kid.

by RonaldMcFondled April 27, 2021

poke

a sex word like fuck or dick

i want to poke her

by william313 November 1, 2017