bassoon player 

Gods blessed section of humankind graced with the knowledge of the bassoon. Tend to be clueless and nutty, but ingenious people. Fellow band kids will often warn others not to mention music around them, as they will either complain about their lack of solos, the fact that they are the backbone of the band, that the one time there's more than one bassoon part and they don't get first, and their plan to overthrow first chair and secretly find a way to have influence over all band directors and student leadership.

That bassoon player is enjoying his 2 measure solo WAY too much.

That first chair bassoon player is pretty weird and sometimes psychotic.

bassoon player by Allie Mallie June 3, 2016

The Minecraft player: Nathan 

When I see the Minecraft player: Nathan he say, yeet. He outhere always playing minecraft hardcore with fake friends like fuck.

The Minecraft player: Nathan beat me in roblox, the nerve of that fucker.

The Minecraft player: Nathan by Gayest Ass Nigga January 28, 2019

PC player 

PC players are tryhards who are compensating for something. They put way too much time and money into their PC only to find that they have no one to play with because they wont stop boasting about it for no reason

"Hey, you online?" "Nah, Im a PC player"

PC player by spm3412 March 9, 2019

basketball player 

Sexually speaking, it's a man who "dribbles" before he "shoots." That is, when fully aroused and ready to come, he is generous with driblets of pre-ejaculatory fluid ("pre-cum"), sometimes followed by dribbled semen (the beginning of ejaculation), before the main orgasm kicks in, causing him to spurt semen (he "shoots").

There is nothing wrong with this sequence of events; in fact, it's quite normal.

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"Algernon and I were upstairs last night fooling around and I found out the hard way that he's a basketball player."

"So what was he doing so close to your hoop, anyway?"

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basketball player by al-in-chgo March 6, 2010

Toxic Player 

A player that roasts everybody even tho they are the worst player there a lot of Toxic player have W somewhere in there name like Willis or Willie.

Wow your the worst player here but yet you say were bad your such a toxic player Willis

Toxic Player by OG-Sniper-Kid January 4, 2019

football player build 

A term used to describe a fat body type in an online profile. Instead of calling your self fat, you say football player build. Mostly used in gay men's profile's online

WGM, 48, 5'6/250 Grn eyes/goatee/tats

football player build by Rick James April 5, 2005

JMU soccer player 

A soccer player at JMU; have extremely hot bodies (very sexy abs), only has friends who are other soccer players. Also a player who thinks he can get with any girl because he's is in the soccer team, even if he doesnt play. Known for their style and accents (if they are european). Have plenty of STDs, continue to get girls and never call them the next day. Also throw awesome parties at the soccer house.

"I had sex with a JMU soccer player last night, he didnt even ask for my number; so typical"

JMU soccer player by jmusoccer February 28, 2010