Philadelphia faucet

You come in someone’s mouth you jump on their stomach, so it blows out their nose

Yo I’m gonna give you a Philadelphia faucet

by Philadelphia master February 23, 2025

Philadelphia pork dip

The act of hog tying a partner, then using horseradish instead of lube.

I heard that Dave gave Meg the old Philadelphia pork dip last night, and now she squeals whenever she sits down.

by Dirty dishes March 13, 2025

Paula

A super genius with bigger balls than most men, especially those called Trevor.

Trevor claimed to be 6 foot tall, strikingly handsome and well endowed but he couldn't compete with Paula

by True meaning 12 March 21, 2025

Philadelphia Thigh Stapler

When a man staples his penis to either his right or left thigh, and a woman proceeds to rip the stapler out with her teeth and 'play' (suck) the penis like a flute.

Frank: Just got a philadelphia thigh stapler, man that shit hurts
Gloria: Just gave frank a philadelphia thigh stapler

by cornusthe4th February 14, 2026

Philadelphia side car

The act of a male inserting his penis into another persons colostomy hole and fucking it till completion. Sometimes used as payment for drugs or kink satisfaction.

Paramedic: “This patient has herpes around her colostomy port.”
Doctor: “ahh the good old Philadelphia Side Car.”

by Sydney is dumb August 8, 2025

paulatics

Government-related claptrap regarding women named Paula.

"Paulatics" is apparently quite a prolifically-active career, as there have been plenty of women with that first name in da "wrangling for power 'n' prestige" arena!

by QuacksO August 22, 2025

Phelan Logic

Phelan Logic is when somebody says something so stupid it requires everyone to face palm simultaneously. For example it could be a very controversial take, a outrageous conspiracy theory or just when you want to make your friend sound stupid

Bro that is Phelan Logic.

by Crossley1 September 21, 2025