Muff Bandit

a person (usually male) who is surrounded by muff, up to his neck in muff, or gets too much muff to handle. but remember there is no such thing as too much muff.

that kid right there is a muff bandit

by rustyhunch April 26, 2010

muff cuffer

a man who cuffs, or hits a womans vagina with his clenched fist.

oh dude, last night. i cuffed my girlfriends muff. im such a pro muff cuffer

by big rodge December 19, 2010

Muff Pearl

a dryed up ball of baby batter lost in pubic hairs shaped like a pearl.

I went down on my girl friend and found a muff pearl i knew she was cheating cuase it wasn't mine!

by Flat Rate August 19, 2011

Muffie

The combination of a cookie and a muffin

The muffie recipe won first place at the food fair

by natalienovak March 9, 2015

Muff

Muff to me, is, something that is very undesirable. Also, something that is considered garbage or worthless.

"Did you see Batman vs Superman? It was compete muff, I wouldn't wish it upon my worst enemy."

by Poos Yoosy August 1, 2017

Muffbust

1. v. to have sex

2. n. the act of having sex

I would diffidently muffbust those girls over there!

by brookwood(1) May 12, 2011

muff banter

Oral sex on a woman.

That guy was an expert muff banterer.

by fatface August 5, 2006