Muff Pearl

a dryed up ball of baby batter lost in pubic hairs shaped like a pearl.

I went down on my girl friend and found a muff pearl i knew she was cheating cuase it wasn't mine!

by Flat Rate August 19, 2011

Muffie

The combination of a cookie and a muffin

The muffie recipe won first place at the food fair

by natalienovak March 9, 2015

Muff

Muff to me, is, something that is very undesirable. Also, something that is considered garbage or worthless.

"Did you see Batman vs Superman? It was compete muff, I wouldn't wish it upon my worst enemy."

by Poos Yoosy August 1, 2017

Muffbust

1. v. to have sex

2. n. the act of having sex

I would diffidently muffbust those girls over there!

by brookwood(1) May 12, 2011

muff banter

Oral sex on a woman.

That guy was an expert muff banterer.

by fatface August 5, 2006

muffalo

More bush in the danger zone than on a whole buffalo. Shit.

That muffalo engulfed her belly button.

I had to bushwack that power triangle.

Fucking hell!

by big biff and the chubbs January 22, 2005

muff butt

A thick patch of pubes (pubic hair) that resides just above, and into, the crack of ones ass. This is not in reference to a small bit of hair, but rather to a patch of some considerable girth.

In playing basketball, using the traditional shirts and skins method: "I don't want to guard him on the post, he has a total muff butt."

by Anus Beeker December 30, 2006