The Macaulay Culkin

When your having sex with a girl or guy(whatever your into) pull out before you but an blow it in your hand rub them together and slap partner on each side of the face.

Dude I did The Macaulay Culkin to this girl last night.

by The funnyman May 21, 2013

yeparoni macaroni

A strange and fun term for 'yes I would like macaroni'

"Hey, do you want macaroni?"
"Yeparoni macaroni"

by yeparoni macaroni July 11, 2016

Hitlers macaroni

When you put macaroni in the microwave and it burns. Then feeding it to a person who is Jewish

Aww damn Jimmy gave me a plate of hitlers macaroni

by Micro Jew May 21, 2016

Limp macaroni

a shaft (curved dick) that long, big but very brittle and snaps really easily

Dude nice limp macaroni.

by Will he bonk ya January 6, 2018

Western Macadamia

Slang for left nut of the male genitalia.

"You fucking thot, suck on my western macadamia"

by DatsSk8erBoi February 10, 2018

Tom MacArthur

To crap your pants so hard while wearing shorts that your excrement runs down your legs.

Man! Kevin sneezed so hard he Tom MacArthured in front of the hot Spelker twins!

by El Paso Gunner October 23, 2018

sloppy macaroni

Similar to sex...The Greatest thing in the fucking world.

Damn her pussy sound like sloppy macaroni

by Athenabitch November 13, 2018