Lolo Jones 

1). A wildly talented American Olympic Hurdler.
2). To be epically skilled at something.

ex:
Me-Do you want dinner?
Friend- Can you cook?
Me- Oh, I've got skills. Lolo Jones skills nigga!

Lolo Jones by Mr. Shickadance September 26, 2010

Serious Jones 

When someone is getting too serious with you or isn't serious enough about a situation.

Damn bitch don't get all serious jones with me,fuck.
Yo, I don't think you're being serious jones about this.

Serious Jones by Eric Ike September 4, 2008

jonsey 

Little anoying mofo who gets on ya nerves but is the cunt who is always organised and nuthing can be wrong or his life is over.

Tommo:get aload of jonsey doing his homwork
Ben:yeah he is shitting himself.

jonsey by Darren Thomson April 28, 2005

jonesitis 

descriptive of one's working habits-laziness at work

Jones at work: Man what time is it? I want to go home.
Co-worker: It's only 11AM.
Jones: I'm feeling the Jonesitis - I'm outta here! Keep it real!

jonesitis by NocturnalP January 6, 2006

Indiana Jones'd 

To have physically extricated a persons beating heart out of anger and to then proceed to eat the beating heart.

After Bob ate the last slice of pizza, Sally Indiana Jones'd Bob. Sally means business.

Indiana Jones'd by P-Cox December 31, 2007

Alex Jones 

A slang word for Mutt, also known as dog. Used as an offensive word as it is a low form of social status.

"He licked some chicks shoulder, what an alex jones!"

Alex Jones by jacetheace3 September 15, 2009

Vitsnicker Jones

A generic name given to a Russian girl who has attempted to become Americanized by changing her name and exhibiting promiscuous behavior.

Now that she's here at Syracuse instead of Moscow, Irina has become such a Vitsnicker Jones. She changed her name and she hooked up with Steve and Trey.

Vitsnicker Jones by Ted Lindemunder November 5, 2005