Crafty Hetero

A heterosexual man who acts or in extreme cases pretends to actually be homosexual in order to reap the benefits afforded to homosexual men by women.

Chip: Have you noticed that Tom never actually gets with other guys on a night out?
Dave: Yeah, he's a crafty hetero for sure.

by LouisLouis November 11, 2015

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Mad Hatter

A deeply annoying person who you just wish would leave you alone.

"Connie, Megan and Aimee are a bunch of mad hatters" Chef Adrian

by wolfburp November 15, 2016

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ty hester

A well known driver in the American Sim Racing Series (ASRS) for dumping people for the win and making outlandish comments about other owners and drivers.

When a wreck happens. "Damn you Ty Hester."

by Winner12345678 February 25, 2017

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water heater

So basically a water heater is anyone that is not the brightest, or in other words is non-intelligent or retarded.

Stacy: You wouldn't believe how much of a water heater joey was being

Georgia: I can believe it, he's always being a water heater

by Jordenisjesus April 3, 2017

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Headline heated

When dealing with controversial articles, some individuals decide to be mad before reading the entire story. Apparently all the information they needed was in the headline.

Don’t even worry about that guy. I’m sure he didn’t even read the story. Dude is headline heated.

by TMACGUITAR October 16, 2017

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