The Quebecois Handshake

When a kinky and frisky French Canadian girl prepares a poutine (fries, gravy), jerks you off into the poutine and uses your semen as a replacement for the cheese.

That girl from UQAM totally gave me the Quebecois Handshake last night...she was famished!

by GoHabsGo2020 November 17, 2020

stripper handshake

When two dancers titty fight each other when they see each other.

Pink have a stripper handshake to Ride when she seen her to say hi.

by The one and only Pink December 11, 2017

Rakkasan Handshake

A slang term originating within the 3rd Brigade Combat Team, 101st Airborne Division (Air Assault), also known as the “Rakkasans.” The phrase refers to striking someone in the face with a closed fist—essentially a punch—delivered as a blunt and often aggressive “introduction” in conflict. While phrased as a “handshake,” the term is ironic, signifying a violent encounter rather than a friendly greeting.

Things got heated at the barracks, and he ended up giving the guy a Rakkasan Handshake.

by Mannyboobies September 16, 2025

Pacific Handshake

Also known as a 'handjob', a Pacific Handshake is when another person tugs your meat. Named after the way certain tribes in the Pacific do handshakes.

I met some hot Hawaiin gal last night, she gave me a Pacific Handshake.

by Murky Daniels September 18, 2025

Oriental Handshake

Grabbing ones balls, from behind, while they are bowing.

While the emperor bowed, the president gave him an Oriental Handshake.

by anonymous February 18, 2023

Cleveland Handshake

1. Offering a seemingly genuine handshake to an individual but doing so in a quick manner, as if to display distraction/per-occupation, pulling your hand of choice from your jacket pocket after clutching a hidden turd, to complete the shake.

2. An attempt at using a Sedgley glove gun, or similar reproduction, in a sucker punch fashion to forever sleep a person of interest.

1. He seemed a real swell fella, I offered my hand at the conclusion of our business. I thought i had caught him off guard as he set his drink down but then he gave me the ole cleveland handshake!

2. Only the worst assassins choose the cleveland handshake over a dinner spoon!

by mcslezzy February 2, 2024

mona lisa handshake

When you put your fist in her ass hole and your cock in her pussy then give yourself a hand job

I gave myself a Mona Lisa handshake last night, it was a beautiful disaster.

by Bryant Bille May 30, 2022