airsoft goon 

A person who enjoys pretending to be in the army by playing airsoft. They are often a massive goon and enjoy putting their guns up their battys.

Max enjoys pretending to be in the army, therefore he is an airsoft goon. He also has homosexual tendencys and enjoys putting his gun up his batty.

airsoft goon by TJWE March 29, 2009

titted goon 

A very annoying bitchy woman (sometimes with an extra large or vast nose) who has a goony nature or look.

WOW! Who would have mushroom stamped that titted goon!

titted goon by Mike Ainsel September 9, 2006

Keg Goon 

At parties typicaly house parties the guy who is always doing keg stands and being loud garnering attention drinking all the beer and looking like a goober dick.

"Wow Todd is all over that kegs nuts and already broke a table..."

friend: "He is so dumb, defintly a keg goon move."

Keg Goon by morningwood0023 December 7, 2009

Bagoon-Goon 

To Be With The Bitches...or At The Bitches house...

whatchu on g?...im bagoon-gooning.

Bagoon-Goon by Bones...X-man October 27, 2008

vegan goon squad 

Any member of PETA,AFL,FARM or any other so-called vegan animal rights group who use fear or any type of strong-rm tatics to get their point across (see also vegan thugs).

PETA just sent thier vegan goon squad to protest the local KFC.

vegan goon squad by BruinKiller3469 March 19, 2009

Lavander Goon 

To be considered a Lavander Goon you must contain at least two (2) of the following:
1. An interesting creature, one who really knows how to make other stomach turn just from making comments.
2. A man who is addicted to whores in order to make a multitude of wiener cousins.
3. A trolling champ who knows no boundaries and can even make hardcore gamers pissed.
4. Someone who can quote movies like it is the only thing they do.

Stupid troll...
Was he hurtful?
So much he is such a Lavander Goon.

Lavander Goon by Pen15ish December 30, 2010

CoD Goon

CoD Goon Kod goon
Noun
1. A person who plays Call of Duty and will not let anyone else use their account in fear of their kill/death ratio getting screwed up.
2. Someone who spends at least 10 hours a day playing Call of Duty.

"Birdman, the CoD Goon, wouldnt let me use his xbox live account because he was worried his kill/death ratio would go down".

"I told bird he should come to our hookers and drugs party but he would rather stay home and play Cod.. what a CoD Goon."

CoD Goon by Tipperian Terror April 9, 2014