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Lazy Ass Mother Fucking Jewish Wanna Be Nigger 

A white person who is lazy and cheats his or her way through life. They also are extremely cheap with money and always ask other people for rides everywhere. These white people also make it there mission in life to be as close to a Nigger as possible without Actually being black.
"dude Tisza is such a Lazy Ass Mother Fucking Jewish Wanna Be Nigger.

fat ass fucking nigger 

Its what u are
"You are a fat ass fucking nigger, so eat my tight ass hole"

Annoying Ass Fucking People

People who fucking screenshot their name and post it on their story so that they can get a little bit of attention from their friends because in reality no one gives a fuck what urban dictionary says.
Dude those people who keep posting names on their story are annoying ass fucking people

Absolute fucking boys 

A true friend. A ride or die. Where you can always rely no matter what
Them: yo! Chris, Alex and Alan are some good dudes

Me: they’re the absolute fucking boys
Absolute fucking boys by Walnutted October 16, 2022

And Timmy fucking died. 

What you'll say at the end of a poem
What you'll say when Timmy's no longer alive,
I remembered this from Reddit
And Timmy fucking died.
Random person: So uh yeah I ate soap when I was a kid
u/poem_for_your_sprog: Little Timmy ate soap... and Timmy fucking died.

I dont wanna see any fucking h&m 

A phrase used to tell someone to behave themselves, not be messy, not ruin the fun, etc.

The original phrase is from Ru Paul’s drag race UK season 2 where Joe black, in response to the judge’s critique of her outfit, jokingly says “it’s H&M” to which Ru later responds with “I dont wanna see any fucking H&M”
Girl one: “So Cassidy is already drunk crying again, she’s kinda ruining our night out”

Girl two: “omfg I told her before we left that I dont wanna see any fucking H&M”

Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7 

The seventh movie in this popular pornographic series. In this movie, Angel Raliegh gets a thumper of a shit on her, but it bounces off of her tit and onto her head - giving her a 'turd turban'. Max Keen holds it together and still manages to ejaculate on her face.
Hey have you got my DVD of Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7? My wife wants to see it again.