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floridalma

" flowers for my heart❤ "

Is the meaning of a gift such as flowers, that came in your heart that you never felt before.
"I swear she's my floridalma"💖💖
by Lovemaker♥ May 17, 2018
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Florida

A U.S. state comparable to a miniature Australia.
"Florida is like Satan's armpit"
by SpoopyGayBoi May 28, 2018
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Floridafornia

When two men grapefruit (see grapefruiting) each other with smothered mission burritos at the same time.
Bill and I went to Floridafornia last night. There is still a tarp covered in rice and red sauce in the living room.
by Zuko Terrible June 6, 2018
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Florida Canal Cake

When two homeless men find a Florida canal. First homeless man gets on all fours pointing his butt at the canal, the other straddles him in the same direction and poops down the first homeless man crack. The turd flows down and hits the water. The water is then used to make Walmart cake.
“Dude, if I’m going to your birthday I’m not having that Florida Canal Cake.”

“If I have to eat Florida Canal Cake, I’m going to leave the party
by 29072201 July 8, 2018
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FLORIDIAN COYLE

A FLORIDIAN COYLE IS A LIVE ONLINE SCAM THAT IS PERPETRATED THROUGH LOTS OF EYEBROW WIGGLES HIDDEN BEHIND OAKLEY SUNGLASSES
PEOPLE HAVE LOST ALOT OF MONEY TO FLORIDIAN COYLE SCAMS
by PEEWEE WILLOUGHBY August 4, 2018
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floridish

when a person starts acting weird, like a man from Florida.
OMG man, why had you kidnapped a scientist to make your dog immortal? U are so floridish...
by lennydex September 27, 2018
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Florida

The weirdest state. Where gatorade, old people, and an extremely complicated political state reside. also... LOTS OF ALLIGATORS EATING TOURISTS AND TANNED GANGSTERS. The armpit of the united states.
jeff: HEEEY, I was watching the news and apparently a man threw a crocodile into a Wendys.
jeff 2: Not suprised, its Florida am I right?
by WUBBALUBBAFUCKFUCK January 9, 2019
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