hair fleas

Also known as lice!

Damn, my kid got sent home for having Hair Fleas.. Bugs got to go!

by KiddyPool September 29, 2019

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Der Fleischengriff

Named after the fictional Fleischer family, Der Fleischengriff refers to a really loose grip that will drop whatever it is holding, usually onto a foot. Objects that are usually dropped are valuable, fragile, or able to scald.

Person 1: I say, what happened to your leg?
Person 2: Anna dropped a cup of lesbian on it last night, mug shattered and a shard went into my scalded leg
Person 3: Ahh, Der Fleischengriff!

by PiusismyPope May 12, 2020

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Edward Fleshands

A game in which all of the participants take a ‘horny pill’. Porn is then played on a large TV and they must each have a fleshlight taped to their hand. The last one to start jerking off wins.

Hey Bagwell fancy a game of edward fleshands?

yeah sure pretty, lemme get the horny goat weed real quick

by the nigmaster general October 3, 2020

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rotten flesh

Can you tell me how to cook one of these agian?

Dude:I can’t eat it it’s to hard. It tastes like leather. HOW TO COOK ROTTEN FLESH BRO teach me or I’ll be the heck out of you
Me:just deep fry it man

by QWERTYAZERTY no good names March 11, 2021

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