meat-flap mama

A woman with a large vagina or very large labia lips.

"Well I've heard he is very well endowed, are you sure you can handle something of that size?"

"They don't call me meat-flap mama for nothin'!"

by Thy Nguyen October 21, 2008

brazilian flap jack

jiz on a bitchs back and let it dry then make her eat it

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by donkey of doom May 19, 2003

Samoan Flapjack

Eating someone's scrotal hair, fresh from the scrotum.

This morning, right before "The Other Half", I had a Samoan Flapjack.

by Mitch Weaver July 25, 2003

flip flaping the jacking sack

Choking the chiken or any form of self plesure or masturbation involving your hand, lube ,and your favorite playboy mag.

i'm flip flaping the jacking sack.

flip flap the jacking sack

by wakety sacety May 8, 2009

Flapdoodle

1.Verb: A person who is basically a yo-yo type, someone who just bounces back and forth and never decides what they want. Just as they think they have figured what they want, they draw you in, and as soon as you are drawn in, they retract. They are flap-happy. They are unstable individuals who pretend to be highly stable, pompously so. Beware of flapdoodles: they are usually full of emotional baggage.

2.Verb: To behave as a flapdoodle as in definition one.

3. Noun: Also can mean a bunch of nonsense.

1. Mr. GG thought wasn't sure of what he wanted. He went back and forth, never making up his mind. He thought he wanted a relationship, then he didn't want one, and then he did, and then he didn't, and then he was in an emotional limbo for a week, so then he decided to go find another woman to date. He was such a flapdoodle.

2. Gabe behaved like such a flapdoodle. He acted like a yo-yo, never making up his mind and behaving inconsistently.

3. Mr. GG is flapdoodle.

by None Nobody December 28, 2005

flap jack

a pan-cake of sorts. excelent for scolding people's faces off. when not completely cooked, acts as a delicious form of napalm.

after he threw me threw the window, i grabbed a flap jack and he knew i meant business.

by bilbo January 4, 2004

flaky

A person who has taken too many hard drugs and is slipping in and out of reality. Symptoms of 'flakyness' include dropping off to sleep, rolling of the eyes, slumped body language and a refusal to do anything constructive due to drug-enduced full-body shutdown.

Bob - "Jim, your lookin flaky man. How much have you had?"

Jim - "Ugh. Can't remember man. Nah, lowe it. Cba talking"

Jim passes out, slips off his chair and collapses on the floor. He breathes lightly.

by Trent May 25, 2007