The Horniest Experience Ever

When Kate Upton grabs your dick and strokes it off so hard that you end up in the emergency room.

Man, that bathroom, was The Horniest Experience Ever! That blonde!

by Strawberry Pterodactyls March 16, 2019

Giant Ever-Rigged Phallus

Oh, why the giant phallus? Just for intimidation.

Hym "Yep... Giant ever-rigged phallus and it just chases you around 'Meh! Gonna rend you asunder! Meh!' It's fun. Because a wall monster chasing you around a maze is spooky BUT a wall monster chasing you around with a giant hard-on? Now that is fucking terrifying! Ho! That is not going to be pleasant. And really I'm doing you a favor by making that way because the less afraid you are the faster it gets you. So... You're welcome! I'm making it easier than it has to be. I might even let you out if you make it though the maze a few times."

by Hym Iam August 3, 2023

HOH-ever

*pig noises*

Person 1: You're stupid
Person 2: HOH-
Person 1: ever
Person 2: HOH-ever

by mxllyna..va June 7, 2021

The Best Game Ever

Sonic 4 Episode 1

Person 1: Hey Timmy Whats the best game ever. Person 2 (Timmy): Sonic 4 Episode 1. Person 1: im proud of you timmy go play fortnite for 50 hours now

by whyarewehere April 14, 2022

Funniest person to ever fucking exist

Dudes named Evan

“Evan is the funniest person to ever fucking exist”

by fallguysfan101 July 19, 2022

the greatest bitch nigga i have ever met

somebody cool

hey jade your the greatest bitch nigga i have ever met

by bullshit meister November 7, 2017

Ever

The most handsom boy you’ll ever see. Also has the biggest dick.

Son: Who’s Ever?
Mom: “The boy with the biggest dick i’ve seen”

by K1llua Zolydyc February 23, 2021