prettiest boy to ever exist

Jack Tilney. No other words needed. Xx

Jack Tilney is the prettiest boy to ever exist.

by Moth_xo09<3333 April 12, 2024

the smallest man who ever lived

The smallest man who ever lived?
a song wrote by Taylor swift that is surely about Nathan Cronin
H’s ex boyfriend

“Hey you listened to Taylor swift’s new song called the smallest who ever lived?”
“yeah it has to be about Nathan Cronin right!?”
“Yeah the smallest man who ever lived has got to be about him”

by fatmonkey stinks May 1, 2024

Best tits ever

The best tits to ever be put on a womans chest belong to Jaime. They are BIG, 36DD. This is a woman who is proud of them and loves to show them. When viewing, its best to grab one and give it a squeeze and a lick.

Did you see Jaime's tits ? They are the best tits ever.

by hawke4me May 5, 2024

Nothing ever happens

When you think that it's happening it's not gonna happen, simple as.

Guy 1: Dudeee, did you hear they releasing the Epstein files, the global pedo-cabal is going down-
Guy: Nothing ever happens.

In the end nothing happened

by Refugee chud May 10, 2024

Have you ever been brought to pound town via the rainbow road sans vaseline?

Translation: Have you ever been fucked in the ass without lube?

Leroy: Have you ever been brought to pound town via the rainbow road sans vaseline?
Carl: $20 is $20 and we’re in a recession.

by goldengrey1776 May 30, 2024

Ever

Prettiest boy you’ll ever see. Everything that comes out of his mouth has profound meaning and he always knows what to say to really make you think about things you’ve never pondered before (even though he’s a little stupid) Any Ever you’re lucky enough to come across will cherish you like you’re the only person on Earth and will always remind you of your worth, just don’t take him for granted like many people have before. Always remind him of what a beautiful person he is because although he’s a confident little prick on the outside he’s still afraid to lose the people he loves and is often an extreme over-thinker.

“who’s that fine ass kid over there?”

“His name’s Ever, he’s pretty chill.”

by mle.tm November 27, 2021

best slalom kayker ever

Martin Srabotnik

Martin Srabotnik is the best slalom kayker ever

by Sria February 8, 2024