egg holder

Armpit

I'll tickle your egg holder

by Scornman June 4, 2018

egg handwich

You crush eggs in your hand and masterbate.

She skipped breakfast so I made her a egg handwich.

by Maddog7985 November 15, 2018

EGG ME DADDY 0w0

when someone wishes to be gifted an egg.

CARL-EGG ME DADDY 0W0
jACK-WTF ARE YOU OK?
CARL-NO, I NEED A FUCKING EGG NOW

by imnotgayatall December 7, 2018

egg nog

A ferret like creature that lives amoungst you in your home. Normally drinks pints of the dark stuff (nig nog) and annoys you by never sleeping and doubling up as Rosemarie's baby

Hey Egg Nog - keep your evil anits to yourself you Nig Nog loving coon!

by olivia November 17, 2003

egg-nut

Like grape nuts, but not as grapey.

That Egg-Nut sure looks like the grape nut I just saw!

by Rachaelness February 18, 2008

Egg Money

The money that is wasted when you drop your egg salad in the Costco lift.

*Egg salad slips and crashes to the ground*
"Oh no, EGG MONEYYYYYYYY"

1:"Got paid the other day"
2:"EGG MONEHH"

by CamelRider October 28, 2013

Egg nog

First, you must participate in anal sex with your partner (doesn't matter what gender, as long as you're a guy) then you must ejaculate in their rectum and coninue to have anal sex with them. Eventually, the semen starts mixing with their feces. You then pull out and have your partner lick the mixture off of your penis

Guy 1: so did you get with Sally?
Guy 2: hell yeah! I gave her some egg nog!
Guy 1: awesome!

by Full moon massacre May 29, 2015