by momorising April 17, 2011
Get the dainties mug.The the act of having sex with a female, and having her pull off your condom because she wants you to rawdog it.
While certainly pleasurable, doing the dan is risky due to STD's, and unwanted pregnancy.
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While certainly pleasurable, doing the dan is risky due to STD's, and unwanted pregnancy.
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"Shit man, I did the dan last night and I'm afraid that I might have a kid on the way."
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"Yes doctor, I was doing the dan last week, and now it burns when I piss."
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"Yes doctor, I was doing the dan last week, and now it burns when I piss."
by Daddy Dan March 12, 2008
Get the Doing the Dan mug.Man 1: "Hey man. You're a massive bender for doing a Till."
Man 2: "Yeah, my course had too much theory for my liking so I gave up and came home."
Man 2: "Yeah, my course had too much theory for my liking so I gave up and came home."
by chimbles October 6, 2005
Get the Doing a Till mug.A method of stabilising oneself whilst on public transport by means of holding on to two hand rails or slings simultaneously, in such a way that both arms are raised above the head. As a result, the commuter will be well protected from the effects of sudden braking or turning.
by Frau May 3, 2008
Get the Doing the Gaul mug.Similar to the above definition, the act of "doing physics" can be the most productive, yet time-wasting moments of one's life.
Similar to Doing Nothing, it involves nothing, nothing, more nothing, wank, Call of Duty, nothing, nothing, wank, reassurance of parents that you are actually doing physics, wank, nothing, finally followed by a wanktathlon in which the subject is bone dry of energy and stamina, hence they p00n n00B$ on COD for three hours.
Similar to Doing Nothing, it involves nothing, nothing, more nothing, wank, Call of Duty, nothing, nothing, wank, reassurance of parents that you are actually doing physics, wank, nothing, finally followed by a wanktathlon in which the subject is bone dry of energy and stamina, hence they p00n n00B$ on COD for three hours.
Mum (calls out to Sam who is on the toilet): "Sam! Are you doing physics?"
Sam (in a dry exasperated tone, separated by quick and irregular breathing, usually associated with masturbating): "Yeah... ah.. ahah... gergghh... it's ahh... going well... jerhg... meheh... foooahhh..."
Sam (in a dry exasperated tone, separated by quick and irregular breathing, usually associated with masturbating): "Yeah... ah.. ahah... gergghh... it's ahh... going well... jerhg... meheh... foooahhh..."
by angry piece of shit October 1, 2009
Get the doing physics mug.Exaggerating largely, even if others have heard the story before and they know that you're exaggerating.
Joe: I was literally watching Usain Bolt for four hours.
Emily: You do know he runs the 100m in like 10s, right?
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Emily: You do know he runs the 100m in like 10s, right?
Alex: Oh he's just doing a joe!
by Psychological. June 11, 2010
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Rachel is just the nicest human being I know. So polite and well mannered. Are you serious? You know she’s a dainty whore.
by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2018
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