Free Dicking

When someone does not wear any underwear under their pants.

The man likes to go Free Dicking.

by Travis55 December 14, 2011

Hammer Dicking

Hammer Dicking
ˈhah-mur dik-eeng/
verb
1.
The act of back-flipping and simultaneously landing while inserting one's erect penis in another's mouth.

"Cat visited Jeff for a nice round of Hammer Dicking, but in the process was knocked unconscious."

by Lil Bandita November 25, 2016

dad dicking

The Eagles really got dad dicked by the Browns this week.

Dad Dicking; A dicking so good it could only be administered by a father.

by mcweaksause November 22, 2020

dicking around

Pretending to be Dick Chaney

Guy: Why's he grabbing his heart and groaning about bush?
Guy2: Oh, he's Dicking around.

by Amy October 30, 2003

deep dicking in the stab wound

the act of stabbing someone, preferably in the gut area between the oblique and abdominal muscles, then inserting your penis until it is balls deep in such wound. continue to hump the wound until you cum in the wound.

when ryan cabrera walked into the basement, wilcoxXx screamed "DEEP DICKING IN THE STAB WOUND." startled ryan looked around ackwardly until phil stabed him multiple times in the stomach and everyone jumped on and fucked him in the various bleeding holes in his abdomen.

by NiMo March 1, 2005

Donkey Dicking

A form of memeing used by the ancient Egyptians during painting of hieroglyphs. “All the way back to Egyptians who had pictures of them Donkey Dicking”

And here we see an ancient hieroglyph of an Egyptian Donkey Dicking class

by Mr. Slap Da Ho October 10, 2018

Phone Dorking

Phone dorking is the time spent exploring ones cell phone extensively without purpose.

Every extra moment you get, you find yourself...not texting, not calling someone, but simply surfing the web, changing settings, adding ringtones. This can usually consume several hours of ones day and does not seem to have an end point, you too may be phone dorking. Your phone dorking may be nearing obsession if you also find loss of time, and the inability to hear others around you.

by EMPOWR February 4, 2010