Text Date

a guy goin out on date with his girl but they at home texting while the guy comes up with the places and situation

boy:hey wat u doin?
girl:nuthin just bored
boy:me 2 lets have a Text Date girl:sure y not

after the date

girl:i had a fun nite on da phone
guy:my pleasure

by REDBIRD7 May 13, 2010

Dip Date

A time when a bunch of guys get together to dip and hangout and talk about shit.

Yo dude Dip Date?

by Skoal Patrol 21 August 7, 2010

fake date

When two people agree to say they are dating, to avoid being targeted by thotties Jerks and/or Bollins

Let's fake date, we'll get off the thotty radar.

by Bigboobedprobz March 2, 2014

Date Rape

Sleeping with a girl who is intoxicated(Because it's easier that way) Many get them drunk with "wine coolers" but any alcoholic beverage works too.

How to get in a girls pants: Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker

by Randy Goldman April 10, 2005

what's today's date

Today is today

Jeff: Hey what's today's date??
Juan Julio Hernandez Estabon Ricardo El Chappo lll: today is today.

by Because we're retarded October 28, 2019

prom date

When a 45 year old mullet wielding, fake-tan having, sunglass wearing, super dyke-type female calls your bat phone talking about going out together to get beers and then saying "whatever happens, happens" which ultimately gives you free reign to the merkin covered beefy curtain. This isn't just a regular date, it is the most special of dates and that being a prom date.

This bitch, who works with me, called me up stuttering and stammering about going out for some beers and when I told my friends about it, they said do you want us to book you a limo for your prom date?

by Zee Assman February 21, 2005

They were on a "straight date".

Straigt date is when there are two of the same sex on a date together. And one of which is is gay. The other is usually not out of the closet hence they call it a "straight date".

Two guys, one 32 years old, the other 22 were out at the wine bar together. The older one made it very know to everyone in his vacinity that he was gay, and had "partners". The other one made references all night to a "girlfriend". But in the end they were two guys in a wine bar together and they were on a "straight date".

by dk2282 January 16, 2008