Crack Potato 

A crack potato is simply a baked potato laced with crack cocaine. The lacing can be done by either placing whole crack rocks into the potato, crushing up the rocks and sprinkling them on the potato, or by liquefying crack rocks and spreading it on the potato, much like one would do with butter. The crack potato is considered a delicacy among many inner-city minority populations, mainly those of the African American persuasion.

Urbanite 1: "I heard that DaRashad is having a fancy party in his studio apartment tonight to celebrate his pay raise to $6.75/hr. There are supposed to be some crack potatoes there! Mmmmmmm!"

Urbanite 2: "Hell yeah! I love me some crack potatoes! Lets go nukka!"

Urbanite 1: "To the hooptie!"

Crack Potato by Mr. Krax February 4, 2008

crack pot 

a term used to describe somone who is silly, retarded, idiotic, etc

Stop being such a fucking crack pot and listen to the story!

crack pot by Jennifer December 16, 2003

Crack The Back 

To achieve deep penatration during sexual intercourse

"Can I crack the back tonight?"
"I got so deep last night it was like reading braille with my bell end"

Crack The Back by Mikey C Thafe August 8, 2006

Crack Whore 

Name used to describe a filthy, gross or otherwise horribly defiled public restroom. A notoriously dirty workplace or office bathroom.

I'm headed to the crack whore. Send a search party if I'm not back in 20 minutes.

Crack Whore by Milsekr December 20, 2020

Crack Acid 

To describe something so crazy and cool that some one had to be on crack and acid to create it.

"Shit thats all fuckin' crack acid and shit."

Crack Acid by OW364 October 15, 2008

crack love 

Highly dysfunctional, yet powerfully addictive love relationships which cause at least one the parties involved to appear to the rest of the world as if they're on crack. Crack Love addicts often gladly indulge in the drama, while hoping that the douche bags they're committed to loving actually have it in them to one day reciprocate. The irony is that most Crack Love addicts would not know how to receive the love they allegedly seek. If the douche bags ever were to act right they would suddenly be too nice or worse, too boring.

Crack love addiction affects all sizes, shapes and genders. The common denominator is that all those afflicted exercise an unhealthy and selfish sense of hope i.e. delusion.

So many young girls think they can get sexed by a pro football athlete and make them fall in love. "You just let him get you wasted and take you back to his place to smash! And now you think he's going to fall in love? Girl, that's the crack love in you doing the talking.

Or

That guy keeps paying her phone bills and taking her shopping and she doesn't do shit for him. All she has to do is let him smell the pussy and he's taking out his wallet. He's in Crack Love or else he'd she isn't worth a shit.

crack love by hipsterinnc December 4, 2010

crack sweat

(n.) The sweat that forms in the asscrack after a sustained period of strenuous physical activity, like running in the summer with three pairs of sweatpants and three layers of coats on in Taiwan. Also can be the sweat that forms in your butthole due to an intense masturbation session or from being horny for an excessive amount of time.

After playing an intense game of squash, my shorts were drenched in crack sweat. Most unpleasant.

Michelle made me so horny and hot inside that crack sweat started to form in my bunkhole.

crack sweat by papermachete December 28, 2005