obama condom

A promotional item used for getting certain individuas to vote democratic.

Jeff- "I picked up an obama condom after I was at the speech in chicago"

Tom- "Now you can prove to your girlfriend how dedicated you are to your party."

by nghtwaterTom December 16, 2008

chongo

a rolled up bun that ghetto girls put on their head when they have to go out in public and do not feel like styling their long hair. It resembles a horse shit on top of someones head.

look at Mona..walking down the street in her nasty swapmeet sweats and her scanless wife beater..with a nappy ass chongo on her head.

by vegasguy May 19, 2007

Condom

Anything that sorrounds the penis during any kind of sex, ussually used to keep semen out of the vagina. Comes rolled up and you gotta unroll it over your dick you moron.
makes sex less fun. makes sex less often (when you dont have it).

Condoms are for pussies!!

-Ima fuck you up!
-well you better use a condom so i dont get pregnant

by Urban Dictionary May 18, 2005

Concocksion

The mixture of seminal fluid and vaginal lubrication that leaks out of the female post-coitus.

Not to be confused with concockssion.

You fucked her in my car and she leaked concocksion all over my upholstery.

by Le Renard et Le poulet November 16, 2010

condom money

Fun money for extracurricular activities

Dude! I found condom money in the cushions!

by macbeth1989 January 16, 2011

condom wrench

Device used to tighten a condom. Used as an insult for someone like saying they're wrapping around a penis. It also combined 2 unlikely words which give it some added humor.

someone acting gay and stupid.

"What the hell are you doing, condom wrench!?"

by Takuban November 6, 2006

condom rippler

when a girl is riding you , and decides to fart on your dick , and you take it and keep going .

trevor:so i brought this chick home , and she pulled out the condom rippler on me , it was awful.

by Ginorm Epoo December 30, 2007