chair wedgie

A wedgie where the victim's underwear are pulled up over the back of the chair, leaving them sitting in a painful wedgie.

I'm about to give this nerd a massive chair wedgie

by Nerdymike July 8, 2023

Grease Chair

The chair a man sits in while masturbating to internet porn. Easily identified by the semen stains on the chair.

Mike: What's the deal with this chair Chuck? You spill a bunch of toothpaste on it?

Chuck: No, that's my grease chair. Bangbros just got some new vids up and I had a good tossing session.

Mike: Nice! That explains the tissues all over.

by Joel E. February 21, 2009

Lawn chair game

A soccer game in which one team scores more goals than the other team has shots. Basically, they could have had their goalie sit in a lawn chair, in the goal, the entire game and they still would have won. These games are more common at the high school level and lower.

They won 7-0 and the other team only was able to take 4 shots. It was a lawn chair game.

by Big Johnson 87 May 1, 2010

gear chair

the chair in your bedroom that your gear likes to sit on (it has been fully adopted as the place to put the gear you don't know where else to put because you are lazy and stuff). the gear chair keeps the rest of your room clean.

you probably have never sat on your gear chair. this is partially because the gear chair is often completely covered in gear for extended periods of time and people (especially the person who lives there) tend to not even notice it (not as a seat anyways)(even after it is cleaned off)and partially because it is a gear chair - not a seat.

-the gear chair is most likely where you throw clothes you wore but did not get dirty

-the gear chair kicks it

-the gear chair gets its kick it on

by Persy Puffington the 1st July 20, 2010

Galaxy Chair

An extra large wheelchair used primarily at airports and hospitals in which fat people are pushed around.

We need a galaxy chair at gate C-19.

by Wrockwood November 5, 2010

Two Chair

Def 1. A person who is so large that they could easily occupy two chairs due to the size of their butt.

Def 2. One who cannot comfortably (or struggles to) sit on a chair because of their size.

Note: Depending on the fatness of the person, this term can be adapted to 3 chair, 4 chair, or 5 chair. Anything after 5 chair the joke becomes stupid.

"Hey man, check out that Two Chair on your right."

"Wow, that's more like a 2.5 Chair."

"Yea, definitely your team."

by Unparallel April 25, 2012

to chair

To wank aggressively in a squatting position atop a female companion in a horizontal position

To chair (verb) Joe Byrne chaired Sarah's cousin and is now being done for public masturbation

by John McGuinness November 17, 2013