Canadaphile

Imaginary non-Canuck person who would theoretically give a shit about anything Canadian.

"If Avril Lavigne was American, she'd be hot", said the non-Canadaphile.
"What are you talking aboat, Avril IS hot, eh?" replied the Canuck.

Just kidding. You guys can't help having beady eyes and flapping heads.

by Way Cool, Jr. August 7, 2007

canada rules

the most untrue phrase known to man

hey bob canada rules
hey steve you suck

by Aritakeclan April 20, 2009

canada

Americas hat.
jk A country above the U.S where ppl live in regular houses and a regular city and smoke guanja a lot.
Except for some places there is igloos and inuits (Eskimos)and Canadians do say "eh" A LOT! i have an Ethiopian-Canadian cousin from toronto and he says it so much its annoying!
Canada is also very diverse. From what ive seen there are more foreigners in Canada than America. They go there because its safe and free health care and blah blah blah! They go there because its easier to start a new life and find weed plain and simple.
Some of the french canadians are kind of racist but everyone is else is cool.

America is still kinda doper than canada. theres not that much excitement or famous ppl except for some comedians. lol

Me: Bro im goin to Canada for the weekend
My Friend: are you gonna live in a igloo or a log cabin?
ME: a condo....
My Friend: Is that short for "condonsation"?! Your gonna sleep in the snow?!
Me: You mean "Condensesation"? no dumbass a condominium!
My friend: Whats that?
Me: your not my friend anymore your too dumb
My Ex- friend:='(

by [Gun Rue] kid April 18, 2008

O Canada

A midnight show on the CN (Cartoon Network); a collection of the most fucked-up cartoons known in the history of God's green planet. Well, not ALL the shows were that weird, but about 80% of'em were. Not that they weren't funny however.

You want an example? Tough shit. O Canada isn't airing on the CN anymore. Which is bad.....but it has some goodness to its being gone though. ^_^

by Dave January 16, 2004

Canada's History

an act when two canadian women set a moose head on top of the stanley cup. The two women insert the moose antlers into their vaginas while a man stands behind the cup and moose being jacked off by the two women creating a maple leaf shape. When the man shoots out his "syrup" the act is complete.

"hey man did you hear why conan obrian is losing his show?"

"yeah man i heard he got caught showing Canada's history to two of his writers"

by xiPwn0graphyix February 5, 2010

candado

Spanish term describing the goatee/moustache beard sometimes referred to as a 'padlock beard'. Trademark of pedophiles, elite criminals and desparate-to-be-different law students. This beard will send all but the most alternative girl running for the hills.

Bill: Hey Georgie do you like my candado?
Georgie: No

by Shequeena April 24, 2011

Canada's History

A gummy fluid produced when a man uses yogurt to masturbate.

My mom caught me jacking off and rubbing Canada's History all over my chest

by MrHolmes82 February 4, 2010