Cheese pants 

1) A social dynamic involving both cheese and pants that enables groups of people comprised of ten or more persons to complete tasks that would be impossible therewithout cheese pants.
2) An unintentional ejaculation that occurs whilst wearing pants, usually when something pleasing yet highly improbably occurs.

1) Extensive statistical analysis has shown that cheese pants results in greater progression than reckless ambition.
2) I didn't die in the fire! *cheese pants*

Cheese pants by Richard Johnson November 20, 2007

Cheese Paper 

When you hook up with a friends leftovers. IE: x-girlfriends, one night stands, etc

Derived from the Carl's JR commercial depicting a man asking another man if he was going to eat the cheese off the paper that covered his burger.

RJ totally went for Rob's cheese paper again. Not Cool, bag your own bitches RJ!

Cheese Paper by Becktronic January 20, 2009

cheese factor 

Something extremely corny

That movie had a cheese factor of 10!

cheese factor by Sydney May 9, 2004

cheese eater 

A derogatory term for one who collects government assistance. So named because the U.S. Government, between the 1960s and 1990s, ran a popular public assistance program for welfare and food stamp recipients whereby recipients were given blocks of processed "government cheese".

What do you cheese eaters care about taxes; you don't even pay taxes!

cheese eater by Brianator37 February 8, 2012

cheese special 

A local delicacy from the town of Workington. A piece of bread is very lightly toasted and then buttered. Slices of cheese are cut (preferably Red Leicester) nice and thickly and then placed upon the bread. The work-in-progress is then put in the microwave for around 30 seconds so the cheese is melted. A healthy dose of tomato sauce is then applied, and the entire concoction is folded in half for eating pleasure.

God, I'm so stoned I would love a cheese special right about now!

cheese special by Rosie Gyles August 18, 2008

cheese puff

A sensational snack eaten for pure snacking or can be thrown at other people to show affection. And the person cheese puffed must show a good sign to the cheese puffer so he/she can get the OK to date or possibly kiss.

Man, this cheese puff is good.

OR
Joe:Arlan just cheese puffed her.And she laughed
Bob:OMG!! Seriously?! Ricky's gonna be pissed.

cheese puff by silver mercedes nailpolish34 February 15, 2010

Cheese Weed 

cannabis indica

aka: original blue cheese, cheese, chee, cheddar, pukka

Christmas tree shaped buds.The leaves are tiny and uniform and are covered with fine transparent crystals

Its name has a questionable source of origin. Most obviously the smell has a like cheddar cheese, although this is very questionable! Its potential to generate huge amounts of "money" aka "cheese", to the grower/seller in a samll amount of time due to how renound it is as a smokers most reliable smoke, always strong and tasty!

It’s the equivalent to having your head banged round the inside of a tin can before you settle down and go into cruise-control, usually non responsive, with highl tunes selective hearing.

A very powerful "skunk" that gives uncontrollable facial and reflex movements of nearly any muscle in the human body

"got any of that Cheese?"
"got any of that Cheese Weed?"

Cheese Weed by sparos-king-of-the-trees October 25, 2008