Blowing kisses

The act of recovering from such a massive dookey that your anus convulsives, mimmicking the act of blowing kisses.

That is the last time I eat that much food, after I took a shit my ass was blowing kisses for 20 minutes.

by Beef Swellington June 30, 2009

blowing oil

Used instead of the word period/on the blob/bleeding when talking to mates about the fact your bird is on and you cant have sex

Man 1: Why yo lookin so down dawg?
Man 2: Ma bitch is blowing oil, gawd damn!
Man 1: Take the dirt track then, fag

by FoShizzleMaNizzle April 26, 2008

bowling hair

bowling hair is what your hair looks like after you have an intense game of bowling.

In p.e. class we had such an intense game of bowling, everyone had bad cases of bowling hair.

by qwerty12345678910 March 22, 2009

Boeing

Big American company that cant Program good Software for thier planes causing them to crash

Woah that muss have been an Boeing

by Habibigame August 10, 2020

bumper bowling

The act of driving a motor vehicle down the interstate while tired or intoxicated and "bumping" back and forth between the rumble strips when you pass out. Just like in bumper bowling, the ball reaches it's final goal, but not without some assistance from going in the gutter.

"Man I was way to tired to be driving last night. I was bumper bowling all the way home."

by Meaty Pablo December 15, 2007

Al Boring

The feeling you get when you hear an annoying environmentalist going on and on about global warming.

On the news I heard them talking so much about global warming. It's a scam and it's Al Boring.

by jockass December 23, 2009

Face Boning

When someone constantly checks their facebook profile as well as their friends profiles, looking for any conversations involving themselves. This person often has no love life and lives vicariously through other people on facebook.

Megan: "Who you Face Boning?"
Lauren: "Oh... I thought I saw my name on this hot guy's page."
Megan: "You're such a loser."

by Hidya Wife Hidya Kids February 20, 2011