frog in a blender

alcoholic beverage consisting of lucid (absinthe, NOT absente), jager, root beer and red bull. have fun, and your liver will write its congressman.

barkeep, one frog in a blender

by the great rusher of fools September 25, 2010

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Binders

In auto racing = brakes.

Rudd had to jump on the binders to avoid hitting Wallace

by dave62 August 22, 2008

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blind fate

To put everything into something you have to except knowing there is a possibility it may not exist, ever come true or have real meaning but it helps.

Blind fate

You have to feel your void spaces for the unknown.

For example -Jesus we put blind faith that he is real and so on and so forth

Opposite side- if you don't put faith in him your faith is usually in things like money, love, ext which already have there own spaces there for you become over whelmed when it comes to those things.

Solution- find what you want and put all your focus on that and remember you already have room in your life for everything else. Fate is how the blessing comes in you have to believe in your heart Jesus died for you sins, it's called example "you can't see oxygen but you believe you can breath"

by Tropboylondon November 28, 2013

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The FLying Blind Burritto

The sexual process that involves four intricate and well- timed steps. The first step is the naturual step of having intercourse. The second step involves the pulling out of your penis right before ejaculation and the quick yet precise aiming of your fluid towards your partners eye. The third step is made after the successful completion of blinding your partner with your ejaculatory man juice missile and at the very moment that your partner begins stumbling around blinded. For this step, you must grab a blanket or comforter and wrap them with it. The fourth step is the immediate throwing of them out of a window- consecutive with the wrapping of them in a blanket.
When performed correctly, this process should only take a few seconds at most - starting from the ejaculation period and ending at the desired tossing of your partner out of a window.
On the street it is shortened and called by "fred".

Yesterday, I was inspired by Taco Bell, and in a flatulent rage, I performed the flying blind burritto on my woman - she landed in the bushes outside, and looked like she was covered by guacamole. It was EPIC.

by The squeemish taco chucker February 3, 2008

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blind

the ability not to see

"i can't see, im blind."

"A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris."

by SVenSTER January 1, 2006

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