Bargardi

A yeti or sasquatch with an extremely large ball sack!

The Bargardi was discovered by a Aboriginal Philsopher.

by Mikey Cloudburst August 14, 2002

bastardcock

One who either plays practical jokes on another, or who is just an annoying bitch. The word is typically used to berate a personal friend for doing something to you. I.E., if a friend shits on your chest, he or she is, by definition, a bastardcock. He or she is also fucked up. Really fucked up.

Don, why'd you cream in my eye? You fucking bastardcock.

by LordMCWhite August 8, 2007

bastard hat

an invisible device that has an overall negative effect on the wearer

Charlie must be wearning his bastard hat again

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

Bastard sauce

A transliteration of the words "barbecue sauce" and "mustard."
When these ingredients are combined, they form a sauce that is excellent for hot dogs, bratwursts, sandwhiches, etc.

Hey, when are you going to mix up some more bastard sauce?

by Chaoticist December 16, 2010

Bastard Fry

When a wayward french fry appears in a bag of onion rings or fried zucchini. It can also apply to a regular french fry showing up in a batch of curly fries (or vice versa).

"These onion rings are delicious—hey! Is that a bastard fry? Oh, hell yes!"

by 2smokingbarrels May 23, 2012

Badtard

When someone accidentally types a 'D' instead of an 'S' when writing bastard. Usually indicating they're a poor retard, and gets mocked for being so.

They're cancelling the Netflix account? Those Badtards!

by Colli.Greenz May 6, 2019

rat bastardry

noun: A specific act so vile that could only be committed by a rat bastard. Also, the art and science of being a rat bastard.

Cheating at cards and then lying about it when caught is an egregious act of rat bastardry.

Bruce is such and ass. He must be studying for his degree in rat bastradry.

by Queenie II December 14, 2008