AARON ÜBER GAY MAX 3000

A kind of automaton especially designed to suck cock.

They usually have the designation : AARON R.G ÜM3000

Last year, I got an AARON ÜBER GAY MAX 3000 for my birthday.

by Aether195 November 7, 2022

amazonbox

Used as a name for people who really need a dick in their ass, just as the original almighty amazonbox needs.

A: "man, i'm horny. i need something in my ass."
B: "you sound like an amazonbox to be honest."

by almighty amazonbox November 26, 2022

amazonisha

When you order so much stuff from Amazon in one day, you forget what you ordered on delivery day.

Husband: hey hunky, you have a bunch of amazon boxes on the porch, what did you order?

Wife: uhh...I can't remember? A bag maybe?

Husband: Did you order so much that you have amazonisha?

by WEHSWH January 5, 2023

amazon music unlimited

A music app that plays half the songs Spotify can. If you pay for unlimited, only a limited amount of people can listen at a time. (Because Jeff bezos doesn’t know math) it can also be played on your Amazon Alexa.

Alexa: “Now playing: ‘AIDS in Africa’ by Rucka Rucka Ali. On Amazon music unlimited.”

by anonymous January 13, 2023

Aaron

A vertically challenged nonce who brings children into his hobbit house.

You know Aaron?

Yeah he’s a cunt

by WettyRats March 10, 2023

Aaron's Law

Aaron's Law states that no matter what you're working on, be it a project or work related; There's always something you can be doing. If you've ever sat there thinking "There's nothing more I can be doing", wrong! Aaron's Law states that: "There's Always something you can be doing".

Person 1: "I've competed all my work, there's nothing more to be done."
person 2: "According to Aaron's Law, There's always something you can be doing"

by Hattimus July 7, 2023

Aaron Rodgers

A crybaby

Friend: Pass the ball. Quit being such a ballhog
Me: oh stop being such an Aaron Rodgers

by defferyjahmer69 September 3, 2023