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Life's a Bitch

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1) A phrase used after an unpleasant or unfortunate event. Used to describe the way that life jumps out and bites you in the ass at an inconvenient time. Usually many negative events have happened in a short amount of time to make the user say this phrase.

2) Also used to show sympathy to a friend who the shit has happened to.
1) Shannon is pulled over by the police for a seat belt violation and realizes as he asks for her drivers license that her purse has been stolen. Shannon now receives a ticket for her seat belt and one for driving without a license. Shannon then might say "Life's a bitch."

2) Your friend: "I just got fired and my girlfriend left me."

You: "Life's a bitch."
by bookkeepper123 October 11, 2011
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Comes from cockney rhyming English, the street slang of 18 century London crooks. Fancy a look? look rhymes with (butchers) hook.
I've some stereos. Fancy a butchers, me ol china?
by Hermes January 15, 2005
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Your mom's a hoe

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Your father dipped to the Maldives after committing fraud on Wall Street. He met a hoe, and here you are.
It's simple, your mom's a hoe
by Daddy's Milk April 29, 2021
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H.S.A.B

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Hey Drew, check out that H.S.A.B!
by DavieC April 26, 2006
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S.A.B.S.

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See and Be Seen

The favorite pasttime of Yuppies where they sit about in public areas and soak it all in.

For every hour you sit in a particular area (be it coffee shop, green on the park, etc) and people watch, you earn 10 yuppie points, redeemable at all Urban Outfitters for plaid shirts or neon sunglasses.
"its so nice out, lets go S.A.B.S. in the park"

Rittenhouse was created for the sole purpose of SABS-ing
by jro215 April 23, 2009
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When an annoying girl on tiktok posts about doing something random that has other implicit meaning and gives no further explanation so people are stuck wondering what her made up shit means.
This girl posted about checking a man’s left hip. She needs to get a life and stop wasting people’s time. Although all these people have time to waste if they are on tiktok.
by Gurtthespurt January 20, 2022
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