space yoghurt

when you cook hashish into yoghurt

Dude bring some space yoghurt.

by captain here! August 30, 2017

cock yogert

1. Cock yogert- The sperm that ejaculated from a man's penis.

1. Honey I love the taste of your cock yogert in my mouth.

2. Honey don't worry you will survive the pregnancy dammit Richard the only reason I'm pregnant is because you got your cock yogert in my pussy.

by Dirty ejaculations 101 January 13, 2018

bollock yoghurt

siemen, come, sex wee

...then i fired my bollock yoghurt in her face..

by asbo the guru May 18, 2018

Spill Yoghurt

As a male, to masturbate to an ejaculatory climax.

"Yo, That girl is very attractive."

"I fully agree. For that girl, I'd gladly spill yoghurt."

by ButtMcStuffins August 10, 2019

yummy yoghurt

shit that comes out the tip of ur dick when it gets tingly

Maddy hutton would love some yummy yoghurt rn.

by dick faggot 1 August 15, 2019

Nob Yoghurt

An alternative name for Male Ejaculate.

How can you still be hungry? I just gave you a big serving of Nob Yoghurt

by NobYog September 3, 2019

Fizzy Yoghurt

A recipe discovered by a Mr Arthur Shappey, Esquire. Mr Shappey is not known for his culinary expertise.

ARTHUR: Oh, Douglas, you should have asked me.
DOUGLAS: Should I, though, Arthur, really? The inventor of fizzy yoghurt?
ARTHUR: To be fair, I didn’t invent that so much as discover the process that makes it.
DOUGLAS: Yes... Yoghurt plus time!

by ESBremzy October 11, 2019