weiner watcher

The guy who stands next to you in the urinal and looks at your dong.

Keep you eyes on your own dick, you fucking weiner watcher.

by Onebigpapa July 16, 2014

weiner thump

When you tap your "package" on your girls forehead

"Oh baby it's weiner thump time, are you ready?"
"I could go for a good weiner thump right about now"

Will you please wiener thump me?

"I could go for a nice hard weiner thump right now"

by Jessethegreat June 15, 2015

weiner ass

Phrase often used by 14-16 year olds in Virginia Beach, VA to be funny/annoying.

Hey guess what?... WEINER ASS

by eastcoastskater March 15, 2016

Weiner Slit

The part of a hot dog bun or girl where you put your weiner.

No matter how much extra sharp ginger brandy he's had to drink, my friend Tommy always finds the weiner slit.

by Illinois Dave June 26, 2016

weiner-bumping

another phrase for gay sex, or gay sexual interaction

Paul and Devin we're weiner-bumping behind the school.

by ebisme03 October 21, 2016

weiner kamikaze

where three or more friends hook up with the same girl and all is revealed and all three feel like committing Hari Kari.

Me and my two and my two friends found out about Rosemary and committed weiner kamikaze.

by Jim Luebrecht December 6, 2016

Weiner Hair

The hair that grows out of the tip of ones dick

Dude my weiner hair is out of control

by OhMrKrabs December 12, 2016