jessie wagner

a slutty bitch with broken teeth

a monkey that hasnt been to the dentist in 300 years, jessie wagner

by pepeuiny April 29, 2009

Pascal's wager

It's dumb. You're an idiot. Your plan is to try and trick it? You can't even trick ME!

Hym "My problem with the pascal's wager types is that they believe that the creature is a carefully constructed lie used to control the masses. It's just a gross kind of hubris or a false martyrdom. You're sacrificing yourself on the altar of your own disbelief. Like 'I don't believe it but THEY need to believe it because if THEY don't believe everything will be worse for everyone. And if I explain why I don't believe it I might convince other people not to believe it. And they NEED to believe it or they won't behave in the way they need to so I'll say I believe it and even try to convince people that it's real because it's better that people believe the thing I don't believe or they might not be good. I have a responsibility to make them good. I'm the gentle invisible hand that pushes humanity in the right direction at the cost of my own disbelief..' But that's just Infinite Tsukuyomi. It's not even that the endless dream is bad. Or even that it isn't real (in contradiction to the source material). It's that you're doing that to them. You don't get to decide that for them just because they can't get into your consciousness."

by Hym Iam July 23, 2022

Wigger

N- Used to describe a caucasian male who insists on acting "gangsta", in order to make up for his abnormally small genitalia.

Wigger: yo wassup ma niggas, homie-g-dawgs?

Real gangster: why do you walk like you have a crap in your pants?

by Fukdawiggers February 24, 2010

maya wagner

Maya Wagner is an new artist who has just dipped her feet in the water. Maya fell in love with the process of writing, recording, and mixing, and began writing more and more. She released her first EP, Nostalgia. This collection of 4 songs is a brand-new take on what you currently know as a “contemporary singer-songwriter” ballad.

stranger: mOdErN MuSiC SuCkS, gIvE Me a gOoD ArTiSt tO LiStEn tO!
Maya Wagner: *cough* you could listen to my ep *cough*

by Stileslover1234 April 28, 2019

wigger

An old American political party. It died away in the late 1800s, and was replaced by the Republican Party.

Student: Was Bill Clinton a Wigger?
Teacher: No, he was a Democrat.

by Luther Willhoutte February 23, 2008

wigger

A word that is like Nigga but the N swaped with the W which means White
Wigger - means a person normally a boy pretending to be something that he is not or raised up in a black background that he believes he is one

wigger:'yo mi nigga shorty sup holla back word'

black gurl: 'excuse me what did you call me'

wigger: 'Shorty ure mi nigga riite'

(slaps around the face and exits)

by Lily M January 28, 2008

wangers

describes person of great interlect and athletic ability. Also used to descrbe person who is good looking and has great personality.see also wangas

"oh wow! there's wangers, let's go and make love with him"

by wangas October 15, 2004