Walking Tangent

An annoying individual in his early thirties that acts like a 4 year old who is severly ADD and unable to complete a sentence. Talks in endless circles without ever making a point. Frequently jumps to a completely different topic in the middle of a statement. Very distracted like the dog in the movie "UP"....squirrel!!

Obsessed with talking about dropping a douma.

What is Scott talking about now?!?!
Nobody ever knows what he is saying, he's a walking tangent!

by angryengineer March 25, 2011

Walk blocker

A slow walker, usually a tourist, who walks with other slow walkers in such a loosely spaced row as to obstruct the entire sidewalk, so there isn't any way for a swifter walker, who usually has actual shit to get done, can bypass them without appearing to be the inconsiderate one. The more obese the walkers, the more space the can block and the slower they amble.

It's another festival week, so I won't be able to get anywhere without diving through families of vacant-eyed, mouthbreathing walk blockers to get down the street. And of course they look at me like I'm intruding on the sidewalk space they, as tourists, are entitled to.

by enkephalin07 March 1, 2016

jolly walking

Have you ever seen how a medium-sized poodle-like dog prances across the street? They move with style, grace, pep, and a lot of joy in their steps. That's what jolly walking is all about, and humans can do it too.

Eric looked so happy jolly walking his way across the sidewalk on a sunny day.

by nezzyandzora August 25, 2013

walk a pole

Walk a pole

To piss with a hard on.

I love sleeping at my girlfriend’s, but had to “walk a pole” twice in a dark room. The pocket snake almost almost remodeled her bedroom!

by Elmo smoot April 18, 2018

walking mat

a person who is easily taken advantage of.

Reference to the phrase "Don't let people walk all over you" and a comical twist on the word "doormat"

Tiffany: Why do people always ask ME for money?
Ashley: You don't say no. In the future, just learn to say no and stop being a walking mat.

by Realest-And-Comical March 3, 2016

Teacher Walk

The fast walk of a teacher characterized with clicking heels on a long stretch of hallway, especially in a school setting.

The new teacher quickly developed the teacher walk as she hurried from one place to another.

by Raisinbran January 6, 2017

dinosaur walk

Slow, crawling unsteady walk. You are almost dead but still moving.

Maggie saw the roach dinosaur walking across the room. The raid hit him hard.

by Lmoneytown March 31, 2017