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Zombie Mouth

Noun
1. The result of a mouth that has been utterly destroyed by some sort of massive trauma. 2. Bloody mouth 3. A mouth in which has been punched, kicked or struck with an instrument resulting in a bloody mouth, loss of teeth and busted lips. The teeth are usually broken out of the mouth leaving behind fragments and the teeth that are fully gone leave behind black oilly holes in their place. The lips appear to be blasted sometimes split to the point of needing stictched up. When you think of a zombie's mouth, like that of the popular AMC show "Walking Dead".

Verb
Getting hit in the mouth so hard teeth are violently extracted with a pool of blood.
This dude at the bar was talking shit so I gave him Zombie Mouth.

A kid at school today slipped on some ice and bashed her face, when she lifted up her head you can see her Zombie Mouth.

When my children don't get straight A's on their report card I give them a Zombie Mouth
by Bran Turbulance December 10, 2013
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Cracker Mouth

The dry, sticky feeling you get in your mouth after eating those peanut butter cracker things.
"Toss me a few waters bro, I got a bad case of cracker mouth."
by SVBLE June 26, 2018
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Anus mouth

When someone talks a lot of B.S. and you know every word they say is full of sh*t
Nick: Did he really meet the President for dinner?
Curtis: No, he just has a big anus mouth.
by Mrsaintnick July 28, 2017
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Yak mouth

A particularly long-winded person who becomes an annoyance and a nuisance, due to their inability to read the room and shut the f*ck up
Sorry I’m late! The cashier at the grocery store was a total yak mouth, and didn’t notice the huge line forming at his register behind me
by Toogayforyou June 15, 2023
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Second Mouth

A vagina / minge / cunt / meat sleave / clunge / fanny / gash / vag / snatch / muff / pussy.
Your girlfriend gave me head with second mouth.
(Your girlfriend gave me a blojob.)
by BigManFred December 25, 2019
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Mouth Surfing

Sitting on someone's face while rubbing your genitals across their mouth and tongue.
Janet was more than happy to accept Tim's offer to go mouth surfing.
by Captain Otto September 1, 2013
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Mouth Vesuvius

When you throw scalding coffee on someone's bare ass and immediately try to lick it off
John: Did you hear what Gregg did to Mandy after work last night?

Cheri: What pray tell?

John: The ol' Mouth Vesuvius. But he buried his face so fast and deep that he had to go to the E.R. 3rd degree burns - may be permanently scarred!

Cheri: How dreadful. Say no more.
by Un Garcon et son Cherry October 21, 2012
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