Tan sheets

When you piss on somebody else’s bed knowing they won’t be home for a couple of days so by the time they are home your piss is dried

Joe was being a asshole so I gave his bed some tan sheets

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tanning the hide

Person A: Dude I was tanning the hide with Starr today!
Person B: Wow Brett, your a badass.

by BoS Antonius November 11, 2013

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Too much bones in ma hand. Rolling bones. might get a harem

Girl 1: Asher Tan is so hot, he has 206 bones in his hand

Girl 2: OMG lets join his haram

by fairfield 101 August 23, 2022

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When 3+ men orgasam all at the same time on the person infront of them.

After we finished Australian tanning . I woke up with a painful blister on my groin.

by buffetofpoo February 21, 2025

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“He’s eatin’ that Hamburger Helper out of that Cool Whip container. He’s definitely a tan bag”

by othatsokay May 18, 2018

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you: *posts on your main story for the first time in months*

random old man who def should not have snap: "mamacita tan linda😍"

by cornball428 December 26, 2022

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When someones face is obnoxiously red from drinking too much Bourbon

Did you see Kyles face? He has the Bourbon Tan going

by Bourbon Bobby May 24, 2021

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