Definitions by JackieChanIsAHero

Playboy 

A man who likes to play with small children. Often in the nude

“Don’t go near that guy. I heard he’s a playboy”

Playboy by JackieChanIsAHero March 29, 2021

Carolina Tanning Bed 

Also known as a Kansas Backburner, it is an sexual position where two or more partners (of any sexuality) make fierce love on a bed of ants causing their skin to appear red and dark as if they recently came out of a tanning bed.

“You and Stacy still hanging out”
“No way, man. She wanted to do a Carolina Tanning Bed. I can’t handle that many ant bites”

Carolina Tanning Bed by JackieChanIsAHero June 3, 2020