Sun

If the earth is a revolving buffet, the sun is the heat lamp heating the food.

The food would all be frozen without the sun.

by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020

Leone Sun

He is a smart handsome guy really good at both sport and school he a a boy that girl would adore.

Leone Sun is smart.

by God save the queeeeeeeeeeeeeen September 8, 2022

Asking if the sun is cold

1. When someone asks a yes or no question so dumb that it genuinely shocks everyone around.

2. When someone makes a statement that can be easily disproven.

Jimmy: pointing at a girl he likes, a lesbian pin on her bag. “Do you think she actually would like me back?”
Evan: “You’re Asking if the sun is cold, Jimmy.”

by Scharey! December 7, 2024

Capri Sun Blowjob

When you’re scrolling through Tinder and you meet a girl who will trade Capri Sun juice boxes for oral sex. She’s definitely not homeless but may or may not have all of her teeth. Found in the finer parts of Eagle River AK, possibly by Carl’s Jr

Andy, how come you buy your juice in bulk at Costco? “Bro, you know I live the Pikachu life. Article 15s by day and Capri Sun Blowjobs by night. Looking for a new couch?”

by Plumbers Putty May 23, 2018

Reverse Capri Sun

During anal sex you allow yourself to urinate to regain erection and the anal hole drinks the urine.

When I went to my neighbor's and his wife was home alone she asked me if I wanted a Capri Sun I declined and offered her a Reverse Capri Sun instead.

by DoggeMan November 13, 2023

Irish Sun Dance

Tanning your taint at the top of a mountain

Dude that hike was amazing, the Irish Sun Dance at the peak really topped it off!

by Irishlad1915 June 3, 2024

Sun Jizzed

When a car reaches an old age, at which the paint begins to peel

Rahul: " dude nice RC truck"
Zander: " at least mine isnt sun jizzed!"

by that 1 kid September 11, 2009