Smeather cookie

The teachers pet who is always a smart and/or clever cookie

"Maddie got 100% on that math test. She is a pretty smeather cookie."

by justkeep_swimming June 29, 2016

Smeat

To smash and eat a girl out

Im about to smeat this hoe

by That little kid June 16, 2016

sometimesetarian

Mawfuckers who act all vegan and shit but eat meat when they want to. Wannabe hipsters.

I saw that sometimesetarian pig out on that big mac the other day, but he acts all hipster most of the time and doesn't eat meat. What a fag

by OG-Gangsta Loc June 14, 2016

Shmeat

1. (N) Short meat.
2. (Prefix) Used to describe one with shmeat.

Damn Bryce, you got some shmeat.

by Trankini has no weenie January 30, 2017

sometime after

Strax

"When will you be able to climb?"
"Sometime after XX:XX"

by ZeWhip April 11, 2017

Something like Something

A reply in response to the question "What are we having for lunch/dinner?" when said meal is yet to be planned.

"Hey Mum what's for dinner?" with the ensuing reply "I dunno, something like something".

by FrustratedChild June 10, 2017

shmeat

Shmeat- when a penis is no longer than 3 1/2 inches and no more than a 3 inch girth it is also has other names such as : a samuel, an avion,sh-meewee,sh-meatball etc; basically its a small penis

I have a serious case of shmeat.

by itsmeboii June 16, 2017