Shart Shopping

DEFINITION: A sale so good, you shart your pants.

Also used as: "Now, that's one Shart Shopper!"

Sally was so surprised at how good the prices were at this sale, that she accidentally let some poop out when she thought it would just be gas - Now, that's Shart Shopping!

OR....

Wow, Sally pooped her pants AND saved 30% on that sweater? Wow, she is one Shart Shopper!

by GeenMacheen September 21, 2014

Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart

When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.

I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.

John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.

by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023

bunghole shart

poopy com out of bunghule

“yo bro, why do my bunghole shart?” “because retard”

by musclemansjar December 7, 2021

Phantom Shart

When you think you've sharted so you pull down your pants and wipe your ass only to realize it's clean. That's a phantom shart.

Thought I shit myself, but it was a phantom shart.

by RoundenBrown June 12, 2022

Shart kinnie

When the shart so dangerous u kin it

Sara:such a juicy squirt ugh
Lily: I'm a shart kinnie

by Ghostboobs69 August 10, 2021

French shart fungus

A term used to describe a the after math your anus after eating too much French food and sharting it all out the following night,a fungus that sits on your anal cavity reminding you of your horrible misdeeds.

Person 1:What’s wrong,man?
Person 2:Man,I took my gf to eat at a French buffet and it gave us both French shart fungus

by Fivenightsatfnaf69 September 24, 2025

Shart

An unintentional defecation that occurs during the relaxation of the anal sphincter to pass flatulence. It can occur as hard fecal matter but most commonly occurs as diarrhoea. Sharting can also refer to diarrhoea itself, especially the explosive variation.

Etymology:
The word shart is a mix of the words "Shit" and "Fart" which are both slang words for feces and flatulence respectively.

Person 1: I just sharted
Person 2: Ok
Person 1: Shart

by Why'd you search this up? August 20, 2023