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serve an ace

Defecation; where the protagonist of the act is lucky enough to complete the opera in one movement.
"That curry was fantastic, excuse me for a moment, I'm of to serve an ace even Roger Federer would be proud of"
by jambo2 July 24, 2008
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serverspasmosis

A malady of the central nervous system, usually found in those who work in the service industry. Modern medicine attributes the development of this affliction to the stress of putting up with people all day.

Common symptoms include the twitching of the musculature around the eyes, grinding of the mandibular dentition against the maxillary, etc.
"Man, that customer gets my serverspasmosis fired up every time she comes in at 2 minutes to close and proceeds to assail me with a barrage of questions."
by The Cantankerous Clerk April 27, 2009
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severy

A severy is an asshole. Severy = asshole. Severy and asshole are synonomous.
"What a fucking severy!"

"Yeah man, what a fucking bunch of severies!"

Anyone who doesn't understand this definition is a huge severy.
by boronchr March 30, 2009
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Severus snape

The potions professor in hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry. Portrayed by Alan Rickman with his gorgeous voice.

Severus snape was the bravest man I ever knew with his undying love for liky meaning he spent the rest of his life spying until death brought him peace. He is head of slytherin house but has the loyalty of a hufflepuff , the brains of a ravenclaw , the cunning of a Slytherin and the bravery and heart of a Gryffindor.

He wore black for the rest of his life to show mourning for the loss of his friend and love lily. The first sentence he spoke to her son had the hidden meaning of I deeply regret Lily's death. He died in the line of avenging her but his legacy lives on in Harry's youngest son Albus severus.
Severus snape was the bravest man I ever knew.
by Ebony riddle August 9, 2015
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Severe Diverticulitis

Hey, quit taking hard ass poundings or you will for sure get Severe Diverticulitis.
by Wetsandwxch August 28, 2019
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sewer served

In the legal world, someone can be "served" when they are given official documents by someone known as a process server. Some process servers will claim they "served" a person (that is, gave them official documents) when instead they got rid of the documents in an impossible-to-trace manner (i.e. dumped in the sewer). This process is known as being "sewer served".
"I ended up having a warrant out for my arrest because I never got that Court Summons! I swear I was sewer served, I check my mail every day."
by 123huehuehue July 30, 2012
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Soft serve Flagpole

When a person attempts fellatio (giving head) to a limp penis.
My wife tried to blow me last night but since I wasn't into it, she wound up giving me a Soft Serve Flagpole.
by DebRi December 21, 2013
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