by CaptainKill November 21, 2010
Get the Caterpillar Smashmug. L: " i went to the store yesterday and an old man named ely gave me $1000! "
K: "smash lies!"
L: " No! im serious!"
K: "smash lies!"
L: " No! im serious!"
by gertrude jewelover January 17, 2010
Get the smash liesmug. The act of wantonly destroying your own property in a fit of rage. Normally done in the least sensible way possible.
Oh man, I couldn't sleep last night because I had this pounding headache. So I Donato Smashed my head against my headboard until I lost consciousness. Got my 8 hours sleep in but I'm starting to smell colors now.
by Sandman_0012 April 21, 2018
Get the Donato smashmug. by MandaWooWoo July 22, 2011
Get the Smash Cabmug. It was almost a ritual-
How Dylan would Netflix and chill with depressing documentaries, and proceed sad-smash any and every dirty hippie chick he could get his hands on.
He would often times (but not always) follow up with asking for a boof assist.
How Dylan would Netflix and chill with depressing documentaries, and proceed sad-smash any and every dirty hippie chick he could get his hands on.
He would often times (but not always) follow up with asking for a boof assist.
by TripSixxx666 October 4, 2018
Get the Sad-Smashmug. When Valentine’s Day falls on Ash Wednesday and you have to have sex with ashes still on your forehead.
“Hey brah, it’s Smash Wednesday. Don’t forget to get your forehead dabbed before you pipe your girl.”
by Rusty Tyrone February 15, 2018
Get the Smash Wednesdaymug. When one panics so hard in a Video Game(mainly in MOBAS or MMO's) to a point where they audibly smash their keys that are either on cooldown or not casted yet.
by Shmequinox February 2, 2021
Get the Panic Smashingmug.