Slap Chop

To open palm slap a titty sized C and up

Would you rather have a purple nurple or a slap chop?

by Pi Nihn and Vih February 5, 2009

Slap Nasty

When something is so nasty you just want to slap it. Most commonly used as an adjective.

Boy: "I want to eat your FUP for dinner"
Girl: "You're so slap nasty"

by Tonya62 July 26, 2006

slap your plastic

To use a credit card impulsively for a purchase. If you have no credit card, then a debit card will do as well. If you are not broke.

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Bud: Dude, harsh, this is total grindage, I got no shrapnel to pay for this chili dog and slurpee man!

Doyle: Woah bro, no worries!! Chill about the chili! Just slap your plastic!!

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(Grindage is used in this context as meaning shitty, rotten, lame, bunk, etc.)

by BioMenace December 10, 2008

Slap It

Male masturbation.

"You're just gonna have to slap it tonight, honey."

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

slap mah fro

Ghetto slang for "whats happening"

Hey Crisco, SLAP MAH FRO!

by Zach December 11, 2003

Slap Jacks

The act of slapping your dicks together until one person gets a boner. The person who gets the boner wins the bet.

Want to play slap jacks to settle the tab.

by steve smithy April 16, 2011

Slap Happy

when getting head squeeze her throat and slap her across the face

she was annoying so i got gave her a slap happy moment

by mike November 14, 2004