Happy slapping

A chav's attempt at art.

Chav: "Ha, wuddend it be funneh to kick the fuck out of that man and then record it and show all arr m8s!"
Chav 2: "Proppa origanal idea, dat!"

by Spuff July 28, 2005

Clam Slapping

An activity that lesbians and curious young women do to each other to relief stress. Involves two females pressing their "clams" against each other and making thrusting motions to maximize their pleasure.

My lesbian friend loves clam slapping with her girldfriend.

by El Malo December 21, 2005

Betch slap

A betchy, girly slap.
Quoting Kelly from the youtube video "Shoes".

My friend stole my shoes, so I got mad, and betch slapped her.

by Michyy September 09, 2007

slap-a-hoe

when someone around you gets on your nerves really bad and/or talks a lotta shit.

damn, this girl make me wanna SLAP-A-HOE!!

by baby tweek November 27, 2005

gator slap

To slap a woman across the nose with my johnson in an aloof manner.

Elizabeth took the gator slap with a smile and a big "thank you".

by anon March 03, 2005

slap ass

slap ass n.:

A person who is careless, hasty, and unintelligent.

"I knew I could not count on that slap ass."

by flurbury September 07, 2007

99 slaps

When you are drunk and walk into a bar and ask 100 women to have sex with you in the bathroom, 99 slap you but there is always one horny one to follow you in the bathroom.

Damn I experienced my 99 slaps last night, it was way worth it!!

by ihatealbuquerque505 August 23, 2010