Whitesboro High School

Schoo in Whitesboro, NY, USA (aka Wboro, Hell, or just simply Whitesboro) that has mostly hoes and bitches. Not all girls in the school are like that tho. Some are nice and really good friends in the long run, but most of them aren't. Most of the guys belong with all their friends in the tool box, and are just ass wipes and similar to the girls, can be nice, but most are not. One of the assistant principals are pretty chill, but the other is a different story. The bathrooms by the auditorium are usually locked, cuz a lot of senior guys got head from freshman girls there. It wasn't only seniors and freshmen. After a while, every grade got in on it, prompting other things to go down in there, like 69's, Helicopters, weed smoking, and a shit-ton of other shit. Then, people caught on, and all the shit moved to the elevator. Not quite the same thing, but it served it's purpose. Smoking went to the stairwell, but a couple of retards in 2013-14 thought it was a good idea to light up some pot in the middle of the hallway. Not a good idea on their parts. Not many fights happen any more, but when they do, the whole school will know about it in like 5 minuets. Kids just stand in the Pit, which was supposed to be a swimming pool or some shit like that. Also, according to a guy, (Austin Moreau) despite it being in NY, it's designed with a tropical design, which makes no damn sense. According to him, it explains why the school is so fucking cold in the winter time.

Guy 1: Hey, I start school at Whitesboro High School this year.
Guy 2: Bruh, you'll get mad head.
Guy 1: Nice bruh.

by ThatCoolGuyYouDon'tKnow September 16, 2014

Bee Movie Script

According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry?
- Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!
Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!
- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.
- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.
Never thought I'd make it.
Three days grade school,
three days high school.
Those were awkward.
Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
You did come back different.
- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
- Hear about Frankie?
- Yeah.
- You going to the funeral?
- No, I'm not going.
Everybody knows,
sting someone, you die.
Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.

Bee Movie Script.jpg Wow.
We know that you, as a bee,
have worked your whole life
to get to the point where you
can work for your whole life.
Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.
Our top-secret formula
is automatically color-corrected,
scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured
into this soothing sweet syrup
with its distinctive
golden glow you know as...
Honey!
- That girl was hot.
- She's my cousin!
- She is?
- Yes, we're all cousins.
- Right. You're right.
- At Honex, we constantly strive
to improve every aspect
of bee existence.
These bees are stress-testing
a new helmet technology.
- What do you think he makes?
- Not enough.
Here we have our latest advancement,
the Krelman.
- What does that do?
- Oatches that little strand of honey
that hangs after you pour it.
Saves us millions.
Oan anyone work on the Krelman?
Of course. Most bee jobs are
small ones. But bees know
that every small job,
if it's done well, means a lot.
But choose carefully
because you'll stay in the job
you pick for the rest of your life.
The same job the rest of your life?
I didn't know that.
What's the difference?
You'll be happy to know that bees,
as a species, haven't had one day off

by pussack August 5, 2018

Schlau

The definition of Schlau REALLY is... Amazing. Even though Schlau sounds like a german cussword, it is often taken for granted. Schlau is very mysterious, sexy, and cool. It's a word that can be twisted yet refined. Schlau is intelligent, mature, and responsible

Man that person must be a Schlau

by We UP September 19, 2011

scissor run

An event that is considered "almost bad-ass" or "not quite bad-ass"; running with scissors. (In place of a verb)

Holy sh*t! That guy just totally scissor ran that handy-capped parking spot with his motorcycle!; Woah! Dude, you can't just scissor run that guy with your car! There was a stop sign there!; OMG!! I just scissor ran that fire hydrant... even though it was only two feet tall.

by ETON SOUPE January 26, 2015

screw baller

Someone who has sex with odd and strange people.

Ben Dover has had some freaky lovers, that old screw baller!

by I, Wreckerrr November 13, 2016

school system

A broken, outdated system used in the United States that teaches kids to give up their dreams and become doctors, lawyers, etc.
Full of gigantic amounts of homework, stress, pressure from parents and teachers, sleep deprivation, depression, bullying, and suicide.
Can lead to a school shooting if taken to the extreme.

Person 1: Did you hear Bob killed himself?
Person 2: Its because of this terrible school system.

by Autistic_meme_man October 17, 2019

Online School

A Hellish reality where you either get overworked or underworked and that takes place in a post-apocolypitic dystopia, or now.

Person 1: Hey, did you do the Online School stuff yet?

Me: y_y

Person 1: Wait, are you even up yet?

Me: y_y

Person 1: Or are you just writing entries on Urban Dictionary to escape Online School?

Me: Yes.

by TheGrapeFaygoAddictedSocialite May 4, 2020